Not So Sour Lemons

My name is Allison and I am 22, just graduated from college, and have no idea what I am going to do with my life..

My family considers me a mix between Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory and Chelsea Handler...how that works I'm not sure.

My posts are mostly random. But I love TV, movies, and books so there's a lot of that. Then just anything I find funny.

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columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

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writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(via oftenmisunderstood)

notsomajestic:

Fangirl Challenge

Favourite pairings 2/5 - Maiko

(via phanesphenom)

shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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(via phanesphenom)

  • KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  • MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
  • Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

traviling:

robelessd:

the holy trinity

i suddenly want to get arrested, go to school, or become sick

(via khaleesi-nikkilynn)

theterminallyhappyballofsugar:

dustinis:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

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^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

You can connect your tumblr to your Facebook?

(via khaleesi-nikkilynn)

"I would’ve said acute intellect and catlike reflexes, but whatever."

(Nonbenders & their positive attitudes.)

(via thinewordnerd)

sixpenceee:

This girl and her chicken face swap 

(via smosh)

hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

(via thinewordnerd)

zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

(via eli-on-life)