1. tywins:

    i don’t think we talk about this enough

    (via smosh)

     

  2. batlock:

    So.

    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.

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    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.

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    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?

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    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?

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    I fucking love these people.

    (via serena-the-indian-princess)

     

  3. A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain… than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

    partyof-two:

    I’m not going to lie. I totally laughed out loud lol

    (Source: slexie-and-japril, via khaleesi-nikkilynn)

     

  4. fadeintocase:

    oneboredjeu:

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    The Radioactive Fox

    Radioactive by Imagine Dragons vs. The Fox by Ylvis.

    Based on the above post.

    Download here.

    why does the second verse work so well lyrics-wise what the fuck

    (via khaleesi-nikkilynn)

     
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  6. andennichel:

    n0rthern—wind:

    i need a sugar daddy

    (via khaleesi-nikkilynn)

     

  7. super-mario-rpg:

    roxenfel:

    the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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    (via khaleesi-nikkilynn)

     

  8. writerlyn:

    wishuponastardis:

    Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

    So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

    And Microsoft Word?

    (via khaleesi-nikkilynn)

     

  9. You may or may not like rule #5

     

  10. hicctoothastrid:

    -troyleraddict-:

    troyes-lip-ring:

    troyes-lip-ring:

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    HMMMMMMM 

    ITS BACK

    Everybody should have this on your blog

    LOVE IT!!!

    (via oftenmisunderstood)

     
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  12. beebuzzbee:

    oh nooooooo

    (via smosh)

     
  13. mildhorror:

    I love you, Seattle Public Library. #spl #seattlepubliclibrary

    (via oftenmisunderstood)

     
  14. firlachiel:

    There’s the two of us now…

     
  15. ladyhawke81:

    Lobsterback
    Outlander - 1x01 : Castle Leoch