Not So Sour Lemons

My name is Allison and I am 22, just graduated from college, and have no idea what I am going to do with my life..

My family considers me a mix between Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory and Chelsea Handler...how that works I'm not sure.

My posts are mostly random. But I love TV, movies, and books so there's a lot of that. Then just anything I find funny.

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  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler

avas-poltergeist:

youve-been-daft-punkd:

commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

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this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

[PUNCHES A WINDOW]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO.

(via thinewordnerd)

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

(via thinewordnerd)

@ZozeeBo: Guys, I never said I was giving up pizza. I’d rather cut off my own hand!! hahahah Just was going to try more. Pizza is my second boyfriend.

(via zoella)

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

(via serena-the-indian-princess)

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

(via serena-the-indian-princess)

huntingforsanity:

My time has come

(via tyleroakley)

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

but-baby-thats-just-me:

cautiousgiraffe1:

naru-chaan:

livindavidaloki:

wallsoffragility:

thefuuuucomics:

you:

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omg

Reblogging because I did the thing.

oh

i think everyone did the thing

Omfg I did do the thing

me and my cousin were doing the thing and we just sorta hit our heads

(via smosh)

oatmeal:

Bonus panel version here.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via smosh)


Killian Jones gets a new wardrobe (4/?)

Killian Jones gets a new wardrobe (4/?)

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